Dice Jail VtG

Your dice have betrayed you for the last time.

That d20 knows what it did. Three natural ones in a row isn't bad luck — that's insubordination. It's time to send a message to the entire set.

Build your own Dice Jail and make an example of the offenders. Choose your preferred detention facility — a cage for maximum visibility so the others can watch, a crate for solitary confinement, an outhouse because they deserve it, a tower for the dramatic effect, or a wagon for when you need a mobile prison on campaign. Paint it, personalize it, and install it at your table as a warning to every die that rolls for you.

Results not guaranteed. Dice have no concept of consequences. But it feels really good anyway.